Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem
loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr”
odin sed “NO LOKI…”“
loki cryed nd fell in2 space
he was gon.
odin whispered in2 space
“i ment to sey i wud luv u TH0R-evr…”
(dat ment odin is a jerk)
~**~*REBLOAG IF U CRY EVRY TIME**~*~~
me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: no
Best Looking for Alaska review ever.
This is the internet’s only mention of “Stieg Larsson’s Masterful Writing.” How odd…
John Green. New York Times best-selling author and Printz novelist.
This is much less depressing in reverse.
(Source: conspiracykeanureeves)
Taxes: According to Hank Green.
(Source: unlessumbridgeisinvited)
Nerdfighter question: Is it okay to hang out with people of the opposite sex when you're married?
Hank Green: Uh yeah, it's fine but like, if you're both alone together and you have a mutual urge to lick each other's mouths--then you should stop hanging out with that person.